Egg Nog Euphoria

If you thought egg nog was just for the holidays, think again! February is the perfect time to fire up the blender with a little egg nog delight. Here is the precise recipe. Do not deviate from these measurements! Pour in some egg-beaters. (If you use real eggs, mom will lecture you about salmonella poisoning.) Pour in some skim milk. Dump in some nutmeg and cinnamon. Put in some Splenda or real sugar if you must. A bit of real vanilla will bring it to life. Then blend for awhile. These precisely measured ingredients have been tested in our labs for generations and we have found them to be just the key to egg nog euphoria.

By the way, the Chocolate Heaven video and Lil'bee the blender supervisor video were splendid (not Splendad.) To me, there is something about making drinks out of lawn clippings though that leaves the taste buds hoping for something more.

Smiles - Dad